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Peverted Spider.... Perverting XD

Wed Jul 15, 2009, 6:57 PM
  • Mood: Dead
  • Listening to: I know you want me by Pitbull
  • Reading: Animal Farm (summer reading *foams*)
  • Watching: Ghost Hunters
  • Playing: Parasite lol
  • Eating: gummmmmmmm @w@
  • Drinking: air :D
My friend & me were in the kitchen eating chicken nuggets when we got thursty. She got happy cause we saw the orange juice I forgot was in my own house ^^; well i fought with the stupid cup to make it stand up eventually i started acting stupid & started smacking it around. XD It fell only once and my friend smacked it back up & i hit it back to where it was to begain with XD

myfriend: "Oh my god it is orange juice!" (just to be funny XD)
me: *calmly* "No its orange colored pee that tastes like orange poo." *pauses then busts out laughing*

Well she moved the plate out of in front of the microwave when i screamed (just to be stupid ... again XD) then she screamed. I didnt think she would scream but thats when i saw the little clear spider crawl from under the microwave. XD I screams a little low cause i thought it was cute but then it procesed in my head: Hey wait thats a spider 0-0 oh snap... Well i guess we confused it cause it went in a circle and went back under the micowave. we just got down on our knees to watch it. The spider started moving its body up and down... hanging from the bottom of the microwave.

myfriend: "What is it doing?"
me: ".... i dont know but it looks like its dancing..."
myfriend: "...."
me: "I want to name it... It needs a name!" >D "Your name shall be Jefery..."
spider: *picks up leg like its pointing to us & saying YOU!"
me: "oh sh*t" 0-0
myfriend: "What?!"
me: "it pointed at me" D:
myfriend: *laughs*
spider: *starts moving up and down again*
me: *yells* "OMG STOP HUMPING THE AIR JEFERY! YOU PERVERT!!!!"
myfriend: *starts laughing*
me: "Its showing us what it wants to do to us..."
myfriend: *laughs harder* XD
me: *starts laughing*
spider: *crawls away* (i bet it had enough of us)

well thats what happened not to mention our jedi fright with the foam baseball bats XD my friend tried getting my bat so i threw it into the other room. we both ran after it both getting stuck in the door with her bat. XD

Thats all for now XD if you read this all you're probably thinking we're idiots XD lol

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:iconkazkay-the-dragon:
In the first line it should be "my friend and I" not me. Ha ha ha I'm evil, am I not?
:iconhidanslover144:
HAHA!!! :iconspiderplz: Silly Jefery :iconteheplz:

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:iconartninja93:
lol yesh lol >D

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omg i love you for taht comment XD :icononionxdplz:

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YAY!!!! :iconhappyhappyplz:

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Some people are like slinkies not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs^^
:iconbigpaw:
I bet it was hanging there trying to look up your skirts. Even if you weren't wearing skirts.

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:iconartninja93:
rofl XD

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i was about to say that we werent wearing skirts XD until i read the rest XD lol

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